Monday, September 27, 2010

Cusp Trek III deleted scenes


The Enterprise hung before the Priscilla, small explosions pitting it's alabaster hull. Suddenly, the saucer section was consumed in a massive explosion, propelling debris everywhere. Some of it heading towards them. One piece in particular struck the rear axle, but no one noticed as it didn't cause any damage.

The debris was Commander Krude. And she was still alive!

Under the Priscilla, Krude reached out and grabbed the rear axle, her skin splitting apart like a giant chrysalis. Except that instead of a beautiful butterfly an horrific Alien Queen emerged!


She wormed her way up the waste pipe of the Priscilla and into the small lavatory cubicle recently vacated by Malteser. MJ didn't have to wait long before Uhura popped in...

"There'ssssss ssssssssomeone in here!" She called out grinning and drooling as the cubicle door opened on her.
"Holy crap!" Miss Scarlet cried as she skidded in the drool and careered head long into MJ's outstretched arms - All six of them!
"Thissss'll teach you to undermine the Infomaniac Housssssse of Beauty" and MJ paralysed poor Miss Scarlet with her tail stinger before relieving her of her make-up bag and stripping her of her uniform and wig. After bundling her up in thick resin secreted from her slavering maw, MJ stuck Miss Scarlet to the ceiling, squeezed into the Starfleet uniform, pulled on the wig and trowled on some slap.
"There" she said, checking out her reflection in the mirror. "I'm good to go!"
"Ha!" Miss Scarlet scoffed before passing out.

11 comments:

  1. Here I thought MJ got the raw end of the deal being a nasty bugger.

    Bot POOR MISS SCARLET! Bless her!

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  2. If Miss Scarlet is cocooned, that will give her more time to work on her writing project!

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  3. MJ paralysed poor Miss Scarlet with her tail stinger before relieving her of her make-up bag and stripping her of her uniform and wig.

    I’ll have those shoes while I’m at it!

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  4. no wonder these scenes were deleted, sugar! *shiver*
    xoxoxoxo

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  5. Will Uhura escape from her cocooning or reemerge as a thestral?

    Will Commander Krude be able to step into Uhura's Shoes?

    I'm staying tuned for the next exciting episode...

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  6. *SCREAMS*
    You got drool all over my velveteen sling backs?????!!!!

    This doesn't end here....
    I have a weapon of mass destruction.
    I have Mr Beastie's fruit bowl...
    Sx

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  7. And I've just eaten a bowl of Ma Beastie's Chickpea Curry.

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  8. Oh...
    *Ponders dreadful conclusion*
    Sx

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  9. I take it MJ has also taken to wearing a Federation issued Fag Hat to blend in.

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  10. MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE IS THE HEROIC CAPTAIN TIM TO SAVE THE DAY?!

    Funnily enough I watched Aliens the other day.

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  11. Poor Miss Scarlet indeed!

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